December 2, 2022 • 65,617 notes

avvocarlo:

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November 26, 2022 • 65 notes
Game of Love -- A Dark Satire of Modern Dating
Nothing is off the table in this sociopathic battle of lust and love. | Check out 'Game of Love -- A Dark Satire of Modern Dating' on Indieg
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My roommate Jake is making a short film this next February! Donate if you’re able or at least interact to get it noticed, anything helps ☺️

September 19, 2022 • 4 notes

YOU CAN TIP NOW???

June 5, 2022 • 71,343 notes

flowersforroadkill:

thestuffedalligator:

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I had a vision and I had to put it on paper

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May 22, 2022 • 123,615 notes

catchymemes:

“Mom said it was a family dinner so I brought Milton”

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May 22, 2022 • 136,273 notes

madmaudlingoes:

violetsandshrikes:

washington zoo has had it’s first armadillo (southern three-banded) birth in 116 years and the baby is so so so so so precious i could cry

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congratulations to new armadillo parents Vespa and Scooter!!! (x)(x)

They named the baby Segway.

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May 22, 2022 • 150,610 notes

a-rude-elven-mage:

insomnia-productions:

high-quality-tiktoks:

Otters will forever be the most dramatic creatures on the planet🦦

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May 21, 2022 • 216,804 notes
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We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣

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weenie-kun:

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

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?????LOL

May 11, 2022 • 160,757 notes

beaft:

beaft:

If carp could speak they would all have French accents

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mon dieu…. you have caught me….

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March 3, 2022 • 125,926 notes

xanderwithanx:

choked-up:

oh I would 100% be lured by a vampire entirely too easy

Not even for sexy reasons for me, I’d just be too polite and assume good will. No goth person has ever done me wrong.

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March 3, 2022 • 108,125 notes
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is jake gyllenhaal gay??
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rootingformephistopheles:

dailynarnia:

adamdrivers:

@dailynarnia come collect your anon

listen

#talk about memes incomprehensible without context

February 24, 2022 • 45,618 notes

ballwizard:

ballwizard:

if they put me in a big pot of soup i would be fine.

image description: a digital doodle of a setup. the setup includes a large cauldron with bobo bini poking out of it, who is labeled "watching the pot so it doesn't boil". next to the pot is a nondescript person in a wizard hat labeled "frustrated captor". end idALT

foolproof plan

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February 24, 2022 • 54,078 notes

moveslikekeithrichards:

i h8 having appointments im always like “omg theyre gonna be so mad at me” bitch for what

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February 17, 2022 • 50,016 notes

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marinella-ela:

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February 6, 2022 • 25 notes

stenchy-wench:

Hey guys! My friend is making a short film about queer swashbuckler pirates! Kind of the same vibes as princess bride and pirate of the Caribbean, but lesbians! If you can, feel free to share the news or help with the crowdfunding! This is going to be super fun and cool film

The Crimson Bounder - A Queer Swashbuckler
A sly swordswoman must defeat her lover’s captor in a duel - or the woman she loves will be lost. | Check out 'The Crimson Bounder - A Queer
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Thanks for everybody’s support! We hit $10k on the final night! This is going to be a wonderful short film ☺️

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